i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.
when u think u got over ur crush but he gives you like 0.2 attention and it starts all over again
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone said to me 4 years ago
"Maybe I love too much and maybe I show it too little."-R.M. (via ideacycling)
do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there
When Lily Evans told James Potter that she wouldn’t go out with him because he was a bully, he stopped bullying people and redeemed himself. When Lily told Severus Snape that she wouldn’t go out with him because he called her a racial slur, he went on to join a racist terrorist group.
Conclusion: James Potter handled rejection much better than Severus Snape does.
Base By: Jahrenesis