I think I might be the saddest happy person and the meanest nice person to ever exist
If you’re going to be passive aggressive, might as well go all the way.
Heart Shaped Box http://www.handimania.com
At first I thought it was some weird dick-shaped paper craft but yeah heart shaped boxes are cool too
i do believe i won this round of “best yearbook quote”
BUT IMAGINE AT THANKSGIVING BRINGING THIS AND THEY ARE LIKE WAIT WHY IS IT UNCOOK AND YOU JUST DIG YOUR HAND IN IT AND EAT IT AND THEY LOOK AT YOU LIKE YOOOOOOO
"why is it uncook"
last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind
now that i’m 18, i guess it’s finally time
it was a great honour to have this title bestowed on me, but i have to pass it on now. i thank you all.
it was a privilege, but now there must be a new dancing queen. applicants must be young, free and only 17.
hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are
it’s so funny how people are “— days until catching fire”
and then complaining that brazil watched first
and i’m just like “haha u loser i already watched
in your face”
Base By: Jahrenesis